Yes, actually it is fun to think about how retarded you can be.



[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
[x] You have tripped on air and fell.

Total: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You knew that the average man's penis is twice the length of his thumb from the first knuckle (OMFG XDDD )
[ ] If you're a guy, you just checked your thumb
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 6

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
[x] You often wonder why humanity craves friendship, and then came to the conclusion that you know the answer, don't get it and don't care.

Total: 3

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
[ ] People wonder whether to consider you "special" or commit you to the nearest asylum ASAP

Total: 4

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (you bet XD )
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (oh yeah XD )

Total: 7

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.

98 % ._.


8D~~~~~~